Charlie, you win. You will be an only child. How can we have a lovely, lovely morning and such a rotten afternoon? Why are you so crusty after your nap? And seriously now, what is the deal with the biting? I thought that charming phase was over, but you seem keen to revisit the past. Don't you know my resources are at their lowest right before dad gets home? That I neither have the energy, time nor will to sweet-talk you out of your hissy fit when I'm making dinner?
No? Only two you say? I'm the adult in this situation? Crap.
I'm sorry I bolted as soon as dad got home, but mommy desperately needed a break.
Does every SAHM feel this way, or is it just me?